by taoski on May 3, 2005
Todays tutorial is: “How to buy love” or “How to scare the kids”.
1. Find a suitable image from a reputable online purveyour. eg: real imperial stormtrooper helmets.
Save the image to your hard drive.
2. Load the image into Adobe Photoshop and delete the black background to make it all white.
This will make it easier on your printers ink cartridges.
Save it back to your hard disk.
3. Load the image into Microsoft Publisher and create a poster size print. Adjust the page size accordingly.
Mine is 1.25 meters tall!
Print, trim the overlapping edges and stick together using sellotape.
Add extra sellotape to the reverse to add strength. Remember… this is going in a childs room - its got to last until morning!
4. Heres one i made earlier…
When they are asleep, sneak into your childs bedroom and stick it on the wall ready for them to see it looming over them when they stir in the night.
Collect the love.
by taoski on May 3, 2005
The May Day bank holiday loomed its head so the family decided to head west to Stow On The Wold for a pub lunch and a little “slow walk shopping”.
Even Dr Who with his Tardis would have winced at the journey we had. Kiddie vomit from car sickness, incorrect internet directions and a severe lack of petrol made for an interesting trip across rural england. And of course, as it was bank holiday, it rained too.
And once we made it to Stow and hid our car away in the local Tesco carpark - much to the disgust of the locals - we were then greeted with Dr Who’s other arch enemy - the Japanese tourists.
Whilst walking back from the pub bar after ordering our food and carrying a tray of drinks i came across a small group of the enemy who were gliding through the doorway from the pub garden and up the small “olde english” pub stairs towards me with their “no seeing” eyes fixed on something unseen behind me. I had to jump back out of the doorway to avoid being knocked backwards - nearly spilling my half a shandy! The 4th, the oldest and the wisest of the group was coming next. I saw my chance and in a show of unusual agression (for me) i pushed through in front of him. His stony zombie face came to life with suprise as i nipped in past him. I showed him no honour or respect but I did not care.
Shame i did’nt have my Sonic Screwdriver with me. I could have stuffed it up his…..
by taoski on May 2, 2005
Watched Hustle last night and the cleavage revealing clothes that the female cast member Jaime Murray wears are just getting better and better! She is quickly becoming my pouting breasty babe of the moment!
And even better - on the episode i saw, they were conning her ex-husband out of the money he stole from her by playing a rigged game of Texas Hold-em Poker.
This is what i have been playing on PartyPoker.com recently in an attempt to learn a new game to play when we stay over at our friends next. Also, my good friend Dr Wrick Wripple and Michael Caine Hough are also players of this fine game and i need to learn just in case i get invited to go and play. I am still unclear on a few of the rules and the interweb is not the best place to learn as they either direct you to a pay-to-play website or just skirt round the basics. Need to play some more online i think.
Need to get some “poker chips” too i think, just for fun. ff to search eBay now!
Well, it's not a giant lizard slaying robot and its not a new religion.