From the monthly archives:

August 2005

Mitey Maus

by taoski on August 4, 2005

Apple have released their new 2 button mouse into the wild and called it “Mighty Mouse” - except, it’s not got any buttons! Just a little grey nipple 360 degree scrolly thingy and some squeezy buttons on the side.

Me: “Right click on the icon…go to properties”
User: “Click what? I ain’t got no buttons!”
Me: “fuckwit!”

Its like the Stupidamouse all over again! Want one though….. gnnn!

Note1: It does do right and left click… it just “knows” which one you want!
Note2: Yes - i know that if i was supporting a Mac user i would not get them to right click an icon and go to properties…
Note3: Must get more money to buy me a Mac…

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Music Maestro Please!…..

by taoski on August 3, 2005

If you want to find out what music the writer of this blog and his chums listens to, then please join us over at The Music Club.

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The Interweb Has Failed me….!

by taoski on August 3, 2005

At the weekend I met someone who works in Radio and TV.

His claim to fame is that he was sacked from Playschool after unleashing a torrent of swear words during a rehersal. Not so bad you might think, but he was unaware that the producers families were present and the little kiddies ears were turning blue.

Needless to say, he was escorted off the set before the usual “Mummy, what’s a cunt?” questions started.

As usual with a minor celebrity, he dropped a few “names” into the conversations and stories so he sounded important but also managed not to give us his name. I thought that such an event was bound to be recorded somewhere on the internet but to my dismay I cannot find anything relating to it. I have searched the pictures of past presenters too but cannot see his smug celebrity face anywhere.

Tsk.

This Internet thing is crap!

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White Boy Blog

by taoski on August 2, 2005


Here is my lunchtime effort at making a header logo for WhiteBoyBob’s blog. Click to go bigger!

I am not very happy with the results though. I had an image in my head and totally lost it after the first few layers went on. Maybe I will have another go at home using the source image i had in mind.

It combines his loves: a 1970 Dodge Charger, Poker and Greyhounds. I could’nt fit in 20 cans of Stella “Wife Beater” Lager though… sorry.

EDIT: Here’s my new “effort”:

Click to go bigger!

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