From the monthly archives:

April 2007

Local Lost Spoiler

by taoski on April 9, 2007

I visited Stowe Gardens today and in the grounds they have a series of statues depicting famous people such as Queen Victoria, Shakespeare and Sir Issac Newton. Amoungst the other famous heads was this one.

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The text above reads as follows:

John Locke
who best of all philosophers
understood the powers of the human mind
the nature end and bounds of civil government
and with equal courage and sagacity refuted
the slavish systems of usurpd authority
over the rights the consciences or the reason of mankind

If this is not a real tie-in to the character John Locke on the TV show Lost, then I am a frenchman. It is quite critical to the plot of the story as John Locke is obviously the main character and is the real leader of The Others.

The way I read that text is that John Locke understands the power of the human mind over authority and convention. He is also overthrowing the usurped authority on the island (the others taking over the Dharma Project?) in order to preserve the conscience and reason of mankind.

Alot of what the character, John Locke believes in on the island is to do with the powerof the mind and that the island will provide answers to questions and needs. This text seems to tie in with that.

Any losties out there reading this?

ps. Read The Lost Blog after each episode for and excellent (and funny) run through of the events and some excellent points you may have missed, plus many comments from other readers.

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Xbox 360 Dashboard Update

by taoski on April 9, 2007

xbox360 dash updateIt looks like the Xbox360 will be getting a dashboard update this spring to allow for integration with MSN Messenger! Also to be released is this natty little QWERTY keyboard addon for the controller. Other updates to the service will include:

  • Windows Live Messenger IM integration.
  • More informative achievement notifications.
  • A brand new Marketplace blade with updated organization.
  • Upgraded XBLA friend interaction functionality.
  • Auto-off downloading functionality featuring low power mode.
  • Enhanced family settings for chatting.
  • Ability to watch videos while downloading off the XBLM.
  • Hundreds of other random fixes and tweaks.

Not sure where the Xbox Live Headset will plug into though once the keyboard is plugged in. From this pic you can see a headphone socket on the bottom of the unit in this picture, but it does’nt look sculpted to take the usual headphone/mic unit.

I won’t get one though. Nice gimmick, to be able to chat to your MSN mates online too, but I really don’t want to be bothered by them when playing though! I would rather have the Xbox360 wifi adapter so I did’nt have to use Internet Connection Sharing through my PC to play. But they are too expensive!

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choc-o-therapy

by taoski on April 8, 2007

easter bunniesApart from the obvious benefits researched by scientists, Chocolate has other benefits:

    Gives single fat women something to do of an evening
    Is a perfect vending machine snack to have with afternoon coffee at work
    Covers kids hands and faces well
    Is considered to be the worlds strongest bonding material - dried on coca-pops

I don’t actually eat chocolate that often as it gives me big spots like puss filled marbles. I am more of a person who likes savory things like peanuts or rice cakes. If I do ever eat chocolate I usually feel sick afterwards or I just buy some and then don’t fancy it, leave it in the fridge to be eaten by the kids.

This easter I have treated myself to some Green and Blacks 70% dark chocolate to have with my evening cuppa. My Dad used to have Bournville chocolate at home when I was young. So it’s kind of a family tradition.

Anyway. Happy easter.

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I hate my shed

by taoski on April 7, 2007

I really hate my shed.

I was doing some usualy bank holiday weekend gardening and was trying to find the strimmer and lawnmover beneath 4 bikes, one scooter, some old child car-seats and a gaggle of decorating gear. After I had forcable extracted said strimmer and lawnmower, my nice new box of screws up-ended all over the floor and the tray that sits in the top of my toolbox and is filled with a “threading of screws” (my new collective noun for such items) and random bits of raw-plugs, files and hooks also ended up on the floor.

Needless to say.. i just forced the door shut and walked away.

I hate my shed…

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New Books

by taoski on April 6, 2007

I promised the kids that after we finished reading The BFG by Roald Dahl that I would buy and start reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Whilst I was in the bookshop I also noticed a buy-one-get-one-free offer on childrens classics. I bought Finn Family Moomintroll and Flat Stanley.

One of the great things about having young children is being able to read them the stories you enjoyed as a child. I have already got a copy of the following books from my childhood:

Where the Wild Things Are
The Elephant and the Bad Baby
The Quangle Wangles Hat
The Tiger Who Came to Tea
In the Night Kitchen

Others I would love to get hold of are Uncle Lubin, Bottersnikes and Gumbles and Fattypuffs and Thinnifers. I’m sure my parents have Bottersnikes and Gumbles at their house so I might borrow it when I go over next.

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Dead Or Alive 4

by taoski on April 6, 2007

I wandered into my local Gamestation today and whilst perusing the cool Nintendo keyrings, sweatbands and pencil cases, I was watching a hidden PS3 run through a demo of Virtua Fighter 5.

It did look pretty impressive and smooth, but I am sure that the Xbox360 would have looked equally impressive up on the massive Sony Bravia TV. The Virtua Fighter series has not yet been released on Xbox360 so I will have to wait until summer to see how it compares to the PS3 verison.

I have not got a fighting game for my 360 yet so I hunted down a £22 second hand version of Dead Or Alive 4 which was one of the original launch titles for the console. I was never that impressed with it until I saw the demo running in HiDef on my LCD TV.

Since seeing Tekken running on a Playstation 1 in the window of a store in Portsmouth many years ago whilst on a weekend pissup, I have been enamoured with fighting games. Virtua Fighter 4 on the PS2 was my favorite as was Soul Calibur on the Xbox. I have a passion for games I can pick up and play for 30 minutes without getting too engrossed and fighting games are perfect for this.

We just need a good 3d fighting game for the Nintendo DS and I will be sorted. Tekken DS? Where are you!

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last minute post

by taoski on April 5, 2007

I was just on my way to bed, avoiding falling into the TV trap that is “The Brady Bunch Movie” and I realised that I had not blogged today. My “little one” was sick all over his grandmothers leather sofa and had to be brought home early with no dinner for anyone. Still, he seems ok now and we are all looking forward to a nice Easter weekend.

My eldest son attends a CofE school and knows all about the fall and rise of reginald perrin Jesus but I am shamefully ignorant of the story. He did tell me that in a part of the story..

“2 pixies are sitting on a rock talking to Mary and then Jesus comes up and taps her on the shoulder but he’s really supposed to be dead.”

I think that bit might be just before JarJar Binks comes in and spoils it all.

“Meesah so sorry Meestah Jeezuz Boss…”

Here is my current films, books, games and music floating around the top of my playlist/pile/console:

Playing:

Listening:

Watching:

 

Reading:

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The Daily Grind

by taoski on April 4, 2007

This week at work, we have just moved over to a new web-based helpdesk system and my brain has started to hurt again. Each page of information displayed appears to be around 250kb in size. The pages are bloated with non-required CSS code and it seems to load all the information and then hide the bits it does not need depending on what you are looking at.  Over the wet-piece-of-string network we have between our existing LAN and the new parent companies servers it runs like a obese kid on a hot summers day - ploddingly slow.  Getting into and navigating the system is such a chore at the moment and our stats are suffering already.

I am sure it is just a “transitional period”.  Opportunities, not problems. Constructive input, not complaints.  Coffee, lots of it, not Tea.

On the other side of the coin, I am now out walking each lunchtime and have now ventured further afield than the industrial estate within which our hive of activity resides.  One day I might make it all the way to the pub in time to have a drink!  Cool.  I find walking is a good time to mull over ideas in my head.  It’s got to be better than trying to eat a sandwich whilst trying not to drop crumbs into the tiny crevices of my MacBook keyboard.

I have also found time to (partially) update this blog template with code for supporting Gravatar images in comments and added some articles to a friends website.

This latter work involved taking word documents and converting them to basic HTML and copy/pasting them into a web based CMS system.  I know Microsoft Word has a “save as HTML page” option, but if you have ever looked at the code it produces… you will know what I mean when I say “pages and pages of freaking shoddy non-standard crap”.

Anyone have any suggestions for a freeware HTML editor that I can use to convert these beasts to HTML?  I don’t need anything fancy.  Think 1995 HTML standards, not CSS, floating DIVs and RSS feeds.  Basic.  An online one would be even nicer!

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My 5 greatest unfinished projects (Blog April Day 3)

by taoski on April 3, 2007

I have all sorts of great ideas. Usually when I have gone to bed too early and my brain is still racing and I cannot sleep. Or when I am out walking or something. They are usually pipe dreams though and rarely come to fruition.

Here is a list of my 5 unstarted and unfinished projects.

1. Write a childrens book
I thought that this one would be quite easy (joke!). I have’nt started it and not one word of it exists but often get ideas and thoughts about a plot which I quickly forget. I was going to start a website based around the whole project and get input from the public to sculpt the book and try to get it published. My other idea was to write short stories with a goal to get something published within 12 months of starting.
Project Status: Shelved due to lack of plot.

2. Write a song
I have been playing guitar for about 20 years and am not too bad at getting a tune together. I also spent many long hours in my bedroom as a teenager producing embarrasing dance music on my Amiga and Yamaha keyboard. Something along the lines of Noel Galagher would be perfect. Shame I cannot sing though. I currently have an idea to create an acapella version of Dare by Gorillaz. Weird or what!
Project status: ongoing. Need a better mic than the one built iton the MacBook lid.

3. Make some money online
I have started this one and am currently generating an average of $1 per day from pay-per-click advertising revenue. My real goal is $10 per day, so I need to get my skates on. I will be happy enough to cover my webhosting costs for next year and am on track for that, but would be even happier to help pay off my mortgage early!
Project status: Ongoing. Needs refining and revisiting.

4. Illustrate the Hand Shandy story
My friend Captain Beefheart started a story writing project over at Hand Shandy where each episode of the tale was written by someone different. My idea was to illustrate one chapter of the story using Adobe Illustrator. I had decided to concentrate on learning Illustrator and thought that it would be a good project to start with. Just for fun really.
Project Status: Shelved. Same as the Hand Shandy story.

5. Get fit
Must get fitter. Must do exercise. Must find time to do it! My belly is getting a little portly these days. Maybe a yoga podcast or something might be in order. I have started walking at lunchtimes to stop me from just moving from my work PC to my MacBook and then back again. Now that summer is here I have no excuse.
Project Status: Procrastination rules.

These are just some of the projects I have in my head, including redesigning my garden, painting, reading, programming, writing my own Wordpress theme, designing websites and learning new, cool stuff. So, which one do I tackle first?

I know. I’ll have a cuppa tea and think about it for a few more weeks.

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In The Night Garden (Blog April Day 2)

by taoski on April 2, 2007

From the people that brought you Teletubbies, Pob, Rosie and Jim (childrens TV’s first Pikey family), Brum and Boobahs comes the latest in their line of totally trippy television shows for kids.

In the Night Garden

If you thought Teletubbies was perfect for relaxing with a spliff whilst the tales of the noo-noo and Tinky Winky puff you off to the tubbytronic-super dome in the purple hazed sky, then you have seen nothing yet. This really is “Class-A kids tv”.

It all starts with a little blue chap called Igglepiggle on his boat in the ocean. Igglepiggle looks kind of retarded with a potato for a head, a red comfort blanket in one hand and a rattle in the other. He drifts off to sleep and is transported to the Night Garden, where his friends live.

Upsy Daisy, the ethnic ragga-doll who is always dancing. She also has a bed tht runs away from her and she has to chase it around, whilst dancing.

The Tombliboos, who are three small baby creatures who make the Roswell alien look cuddly. There is a shot of The Tombliboos asleep that would make any hardened parent shiver with fright. They look like little hairless birds or something. Just plain odd!

Makka Pakka lives in a cave with his favorite stones, which he cuddes at night. He also pushes around something called the Og-Pog which carries his sponge which is used for cleaning the other creatures in the night garden.

The Pontipines and the Wottingers are families of tiny people that live in a tree. They are like little clothes peg people and move around in a stop-frame animation style reminicient of bagpuss. Each family has ten members, so we know what they have been doing in that tree all winter!

The most odd are The Haahoos, which are great big enourmous brightly coloured inflatable shapes that inhabit the Night Garden and can be seen leering in the background like scary clowns who are just seconds away from “getting stabby”.

Of course there is also the Ninky-Nonk, a small train made from oddly shaped houses which seems to be small one minute and then giant the next. Large enough for the creatures to go into and then out of, and then into again over and over. The Ninky-Nonk also has a fellow transport friend known as the Pinky Ponk which is an airship that farts and squelches as it drifts through the forest landscape.

I have failed to find some footage to share on here, but I will post some as soon as it appears on YouTube or somewhere like that. It really has to be seen to be believed.

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