Apart from the obvious benefits researched by scientists, Chocolate has other benefits:
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Gives single fat women something to do of an evening
Is a perfect vending machine snack to have with afternoon coffee at work
Covers kids hands and faces well
Is considered to be the worlds strongest bonding material - dried on coca-pops
I don’t actually eat chocolate that often as it gives me big spots like puss filled marbles. I am more of a person who likes savory things like peanuts or rice cakes. If I do ever eat chocolate I usually feel sick afterwards or I just buy some and then don’t fancy it, leave it in the fridge to be eaten by the kids.
This easter I have treated myself to some Green and Blacks 70% dark chocolate to have with my evening cuppa. My Dad used to have Bournville chocolate at home when I was young. So it’s kind of a family tradition.
Anyway. Happy easter.
Well, it's not a giant lizard slaying robot and its not a new religion.
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Green and Blacks. Guess who owns them? If you can make the next bash I will get you some from the staff shop.
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