We had a visitor to stay this weekend.
My Sister-in-laws Staffordshire Bull Terrier called "DJ".
Although Staffs have quite a bad press (probably because they look like a pit bull) he is a lovelly little dog and is really good with the children, really friendly and no trouble at all.
We quite missed him after we dropped him off on Sunday night, so I humped the wife's leg for a while and then pooed on the kitchen floor.
And then all was back to normal again!