I admit it

Nissan MicraIf that was you in the car behind me at lunchtime, swearing at the top of your voice because you couldn't get past me because a floppy haired emo was dilly-dallying in the lane next to you - then:1. Yes - I did see you trying to get past
2. Yes - I did see you shouting "oh for F&*KS SAKE get out of the F&*KING WAY!!!" at me in my rear view mirror.
3. Yes - I do know you have a faster, better car than me and I was probably holding you up from a very important McDonalds appointment or something.

and...

4. Yes - I did slow down and deliberately get in your way which pissed you off even more!

Something that having a slower, smaller car allows you - more time to annoy others.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Andrew March 14, 2008 at 8:19 am

That was me!

Bastard ;)

bigfootcookie March 17, 2008 at 2:25 am

That could be classed as antagonistic and your behaviour must have only served to aggravate the situation.
I like it. You are doing well my young Padwan.

dazzyg March 20, 2008 at 2:10 am

Just the sort of behaviour I would expect from someone in a small car, why don’t we just abolish “small cars” from the road???????????

taoski March 20, 2008 at 3:14 am

Or perhaps cars that show an affiliation to a certain sports club or religion?

I’m sure that people who do that are affecting my basic human rights not to support a club, or are discriminating against the team or religion I support…

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