I admit it

by taoski on March 14, 2008

Nissan MicraIf that was you in the car behind me at lunchtime, swearing at the top of your voice because you couldn't get past me because a floppy haired emo was dilly-dallying in the lane next to you - then:1. Yes - I did see you trying to get past
2. Yes - I did see you shouting "oh for F&*KS SAKE get out of the F&*KING WAY!!!" at me in my rear view mirror.
3. Yes - I do know you have a faster, better car than me and I was probably holding you up from a very important McDonalds appointment or something.

and...

4. Yes - I did slow down and deliberately get in your way which pissed you off even more!

Something that having a slower, smaller car allows you - more time to annoy others.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Andrew March 14, 2008 at 8:19 am

That was me!

Bastard ;)

bigfootcookie March 17, 2008 at 2:25 am

That could be classed as antagonistic and your behaviour must have only served to aggravate the situation.
I like it. You are doing well my young Padwan.

dazzyg March 20, 2008 at 2:10 am

Just the sort of behaviour I would expect from someone in a small car, why don’t we just abolish “small cars” from the road???????????

taoski March 20, 2008 at 3:14 am

Or perhaps cars that show an affiliation to a certain sports club or religion?

I’m sure that people who do that are affecting my basic human rights not to support a club, or are discriminating against the team or religion I support…

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