If that was you in the car behind me at lunchtime, swearing at the top of your voice because you couldn’t get past me because a floppy haired emo was dilly-dallying in the lane next to you - then:1. Yes - I did see you trying to get past
2. Yes - I did see you shouting “oh for F&*KS SAKE get out of the F&*KING WAY!!!” at me in my rear view mirror.
3. Yes - I do know you have a faster, better car than me and I was probably holding you up from a very important McDonalds appointment or something.
and…
4. Yes - I did slow down and deliberately get in your way which pissed you off even more!
Something that having a slower, smaller car allows you - more time to annoy others.
Well, it's not a giant lizard slaying robot and its not a new religion.
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That was me!
Bastard
That could be classed as antagonistic and your behaviour must have only served to aggravate the situation.
I like it. You are doing well my young Padwan.
Just the sort of behaviour I would expect from someone in a small car, why don’t we just abolish “small cars” from the road???????????
Or perhaps cars that show an affiliation to a certain sports club or religion?
I’m sure that people who do that are affecting my basic human rights not to support a club, or are discriminating against the team or religion I support…
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