In the news today…
The debate rolls on about wether the servicemen and women captured by the Iranians should be allowed to sell the story of their illegal detention to the media. It appears that the Iranians were responsible (allegedly) for capturing the army personnel whilst they were actually not quite, but nearly inside restricted Iranian controlled water-space borders. Trained anti-terrorism FBI dolphins have been dispatched to search for sonar traces left by the vessels to determine the exact position of seizure and report their findings to the whitehouse.
Manchester United have romped home with a 7-1 defeat (8-3 agg) over Roma tonight in the Champions League. Investigations will be carried out by the F.A. and the American Government to ascertain if any Iranians were responsible for the high number of goals. Military action may follow if match fixing or ball tampering is detected.
A cockatoo at a wildlife sanctuary in Nuneaton has spent the last week trying to hatch a bowl of chocolate eggs. The crazy fowl did not want to comment, but animal workers at the sanctuary were playing down fears of al-quaeda involvment with Iranian egg-streamists. Reports that CIA agents collected the bird for rendition were not substantiated.
It’s only a matter of time…
Well, it's not a giant lizard slaying robot and its not a new religion.
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Feckin right.
Adverts are tailored for specific audiences from the techno geek to the gullible.
And so is the news. It’s all horse shit.
“She picked an egg up and threw it at a photographer with her beak as if to say ‘leave my eggs alone. They’re mine”.
The above taken from BBC.
LOL.. Protective of eggs yet not worried to use it as a weapon.
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