iWantOne

Much like receiving rough prison-style anal sex, the thought of getting an iPhone was not very high on my agenda.

Although I am an Apple fan I had not even seeked out the device to play with whilst Mr Spotty Teenager sales assistant at Carphone Whorehouse hovered round me like a priest round his "young flock" - waiting for the weakest to fall, and then pouncing for the kill.

The iPhone is certainly one of those things that is best stayed away from, lest you fall under it's magical spell and succumb to a life of £35 a month contracts and endless "i-monikered" peripheral devices.

But I have seen one.  I have touched one.  And I want one!  My colleague traded his Girlfriend for one and seems much happier as a result.  It really does change lives!

It's much better than I even thought.  Quicky, zoomy, fadey and most of all, Appley.

As Shakespeare once said... "give me a fucking iPhone for Christmas now... forsooth!" 

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bigfootcookie December 10, 2007 at 3:48 pm

If you had not been bribed to work for obscene sums of money this coming Saturday, you could have played with Mr Bladons iPhone and then succumbed completely to the dark side.

But I suppose you have to earn the cash from some where to pay for these sessions of rough anal sex on the MK cruising circuit you still hanker after.

Remember when we all got them for free from our “Grumpy Prison Officer” Team Leader?

chris December 11, 2007 at 1:32 am

Tis truly a thing of great beauty, and we all need beauty in our lives do we not? Do you have some figures for the cost ’cause I’m paying about £35 p/m at the moment – I daren’t go into a showroom to find out – God knows I’m too weak to resist it’s siren call…

I went out last weekend to buy some heated grips and ended up with a shiny new helmet that cost the damn earth.

Taoski December 11, 2007 at 4:45 am

I think the damage extends to about £270 for the phone and then £35 per month too. If you are already paying that amount – then the only cost will be the phone.

My colleague was on O2 already and moved over the iPhone contract and got a free month too.

Worth giving them a ring! Don’t go to Carphone warehouse though!!!

Damian Byrne December 12, 2007 at 10:01 am

Just Wait till early next year and get one on Orange or the iphone 2 on Vodafone

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