Bruce walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says…
“Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.”
His girlfriend who is lying in bed replies: “I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, you idiot.”
Bruce says: “I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to you.
Thanks to the esteemed Captain Beefheart for this!
The first laugh i’ve had all day!
Well, it's not a giant lizard slaying robot and its not a new religion.
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