Joke of the day

by taoski on February 7, 2006

Bruce walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says…

“Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.”

His girlfriend who is lying in bed replies: “I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, you idiot.”

Bruce says: “I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to you.

Thanks to the esteemed Captain Beefheart for this!
The first laugh i’ve had all day!

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