Monsters what?

by taoski on September 26, 2005

Mrs Taoski and I watched Monsters Ball at the weekend. However, I may have missed some vital plot bits (as I was ironing at the time) - but what the hell was it all about?

Here’s a few plot points for the mentally impaired:

  • White policeman executes man on death row.
  • White policemans son kills himself.
  • Convicts fat son gets killed in a hit and run.
  • Three deaths before 1 hour is up.
  • White policeman gets jiggy with convicts wife.
  • Convicts wife buys White policeman a white cowboy hat.
  • White policeman ditches frail racist father at a home to die.
  • Convicts wife moves in with White Policeman.
  • Convicts wife finds out White Policeman fried her hubbys brain.
  • They eat Chocolate Ice Cream.
  • The end.

And she won an oscar for that? At least she had the decency to show her breasticles!
Great direction, great photography, good atmosphere……Crap film.

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