Since the age of 20 when i had to have 8 fillings in my teeth i have been picking up radio signals from an alien craft which hides on the dark side of the moon. The attack is immenant but they are biding their time - for now.
My dentist is obviously blind.
When i went for my 6 month checkup yesterday he did not find anything wrong (as usual) and only gave me a scale and polish - same as last time. He is obviously “in league with the greys” and has been brainwashed to ignore my insane ramblings.
His new dental assistant turned out to be a young blonde with pretty eyes who gave my tounge the softest of sucking actions with her saliva hoover. Our eyes met a few times as the dentist was rubbing his orthadental paste into my molars. She smiled back, winked and fish-hooked my mouth open a little wider to suck me dry.
I left feeling purged and clean and less flush with cash but also a little dirty and aroused. Good job i only get to see her every six months. Then again… i know where she lives..
Well, it's not a giant lizard slaying robot and its not a new religion.
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