Recipe for weekend fun

Spicy Nose Surprise:

1. Take 2 cans of Stella “Wife Beater” lager and consume at 6pm.
2. Proceed to local curry house and despense 1 bottle of Cobra Beer (large) whilst waiting for food to arrive.
3. Eat Vegetable Biryani and Nan Bread.
4. Soak stomach contents with the other bottle of Cobra Beer (large).
5. Go home, drink 2 glasses (not bottles) of Jack Daniels and Lemonade (large).
6. Go to bed at 2am.
7. Toss, turn, feel rough, stay awake for most of the night due to stomach churning, puke twice and get spicy vegetable rice stuck up the back of your nose, get no more sleep until 0715am.
8. Allow little children to enter your bedroom and jump freely on your stomach at 0730am just after you got back to sleep.
9. Rise at 1100am feeling shellshocked and purged of vomit. Avoid eating all day (just in case).
10. Never again.

So.. i’m a wuss.
I just cannot drink like I used to - must be my age.